1
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Xandra: <i>From the beginning of time,</i>

2
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<i>a war has raged between light and dark.</i>

3
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<i>This eternal conflict</i>

4
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<i>has flared across mystic battlefields</i>
<i>all over the universe</i>

5
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<i>and is recorded in a magical golden atlas.</i>

6
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<i>The pages of the atlas</i>
<i>hold histories of monsters and heroes</i>

7
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<i>who clashed in fierce combat</i>

8
00:00:22,625 --> 00:00:24,667
<i>in a seemingly unending struggle.</i>

9
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<i>But just when things were</i>
<i>at their darkest,</i>

10
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<i>a new light appeared,</i>

11
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<i>and it all started</i>
<i>with The Three Caballeros.</i>

12
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Come on, boys. Attack!

13
00:00:39,458 --> 00:00:42,083
(laughing)

14
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(Donald yells)

15
00:00:44,834 --> 00:00:47,750
(grunting)
On guard! Take that, you beast!

16
00:00:47,834 --> 00:00:49,417
(growls)

17
00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:52,792
Panchito: Yahoo!

18
00:00:52,875 --> 00:00:54,083
(clucking)

19
00:00:54,166 --> 00:00:55,291
(growls)

20
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(grunts)

21
00:00:58,542 --> 00:01:00,625
Whoa!

22
00:01:00,709 --> 00:01:02,041
(both grunt)

23
00:01:04,583 --> 00:01:05,875
(growls)

24
00:01:08,125 --> 00:01:10,083
(all yelling)

25
00:01:10,166 --> 00:01:13,125
(groaning)

26
00:01:13,208 --> 00:01:15,333
-Huh?
-(Panchito and José gasp)

27
00:01:16,166 --> 00:01:18,458
-(growls)
-(thunder cracks)

28
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Xandra: <i>Wait!</i>

29
00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:22,750
<i>Okay. This probably makes no sense.</i>

30
00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:25,875
<i>Let's start the story at the beginning.</i>

31
00:01:26,125 --> 00:01:27,917
(birds chirping)

32
00:01:29,458 --> 00:01:31,500
-(bicycle bell rings)
-Happy birthday, Mr. Duck!

33
00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:35,583
Thanks, Mr. Paperboy!

34
00:01:35,667 --> 00:01:38,291
(humming "Happy Birthday")

35
00:01:41,208 --> 00:01:43,583
(humming continues)

36
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Happy birthday, handsome!

37
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Right back at ya.

38
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Wink.

39
00:02:02,333 --> 00:02:03,375
(grunts)

40
00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:08,375
Donald: And a cherry on top.

41
00:02:09,375 --> 00:02:10,875
(slurps)

42
00:02:11,166 --> 00:02:13,375
-(telephone rings)
-Wha...

43
00:02:14,041 --> 00:02:16,917
-Hello?
-Happy birthday, handsome.

44
00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,417
-Daisy!
-(heart thumps)

45
00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:21,834
I'm here at the downtown bus station,
ready for you to come get me,

46
00:02:21,917 --> 00:02:24,000
so we can spend your birthday together.

47
00:02:24,083 --> 00:02:25,583
You got it, toots!

48
00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,041
And hurry!

49
00:02:27,125 --> 00:02:29,000
This place is a little sketchy.

50
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(siren wails)

51
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I'll be right there.

52
00:02:32,834 --> 00:02:34,792
After a little breakfast!

53
00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:36,750
-(telephone rings)
-Huh?

54
00:02:37,041 --> 00:02:39,000
I'm coming, Daisy!

55
00:02:39,083 --> 00:02:40,875
Mr. Macklemore: <i>Donald! Where are you?</i>

56
00:02:40,959 --> 00:02:43,208
(stammers)
Mr. Macklemore.

57
00:02:43,291 --> 00:02:45,375
You're late for work, again!

58
00:02:45,458 --> 00:02:47,208
But it's my birthday!

59
00:02:47,291 --> 00:02:49,583
I thought I had the day off.

60
00:02:49,792 --> 00:02:51,041
Day off?

61
00:02:51,166 --> 00:02:55,041
I got a line of shaggy toddlers
around the block and no barber!

62
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Get down here this instant
or you're fired!

63
00:03:01,291 --> 00:03:02,250
(telephone rings)

64
00:03:02,834 --> 00:03:04,667
And one more thing!

65
00:03:04,834 --> 00:03:06,083
Happy birthday.

66
00:03:08,792 --> 00:03:10,250
(inhales, blows)

67
00:03:10,792 --> 00:03:12,083
(door opens, closes)

68
00:03:12,291 --> 00:03:15,250
(tea kettle whistling)

69
00:03:17,834 --> 00:03:19,500
(babbling)

70
00:03:19,875 --> 00:03:21,208
Aw, phooey.

71
00:03:23,583 --> 00:03:24,625
(grunts)

72
00:03:24,709 --> 00:03:25,625
Hello, ma'am.

73
00:03:26,125 --> 00:03:27,667
-(horn honks)
-Hey!

74
00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:28,875
Coming through!

75
00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:32,834
(panting)

76
00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,375
What?
(gasps)

77
00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,792
Yeah. Next!

78
00:03:48,834 --> 00:03:50,208
Yeah. Next!

79
00:03:51,834 --> 00:03:52,959
Next!

80
00:03:56,959 --> 00:03:58,083
(sighs)

81
00:04:02,041 --> 00:04:03,417
-(grunts)
-Huh?

82
00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:05,208
(grunting)

83
00:04:07,917 --> 00:04:09,750
Why, you little...

84
00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:13,542
If you behave, you'll get a lolly.

85
00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:15,208
I hate lollipops!

86
00:04:15,291 --> 00:04:17,208
(growling)
That's it!

87
00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:19,959
-(Donald babbling)
-(thuds)

88
00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:23,542
(blows raspberry)

89
00:04:25,959 --> 00:04:26,875
Ha!

90
00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:31,625
(gasps)

91
00:04:31,834 --> 00:04:34,083
(whimpers)
Mama!

92
00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:37,125
Oh, calling for your mama.

93
00:04:37,542 --> 00:04:39,834
I'm so scared.

94
00:04:40,208 --> 00:04:42,750
(stomping)

95
00:04:42,834 --> 00:04:46,125
(growling)

96
00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:48,125
Uh-oh.

97
00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:53,083
Today is school picture day,
you horrible man!

98
00:04:53,166 --> 00:04:55,542
Don't worry. I'll fix it.

99
00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,542
Ta-da!

100
00:05:01,917 --> 00:05:03,250
Ooh!

101
00:05:04,291 --> 00:05:05,291
(sighs)

102
00:05:05,709 --> 00:05:06,959
(sniffles)

103
00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:09,291
(sneezes)

104
00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:11,500
(growling)

105
00:05:11,583 --> 00:05:15,000
(roaring)

106
00:05:15,083 --> 00:05:16,375
(growls)

107
00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:18,458
(blows raspberry)

108
00:05:18,792 --> 00:05:21,458
-(clattering)
-(Donald shouting)

109
00:05:21,834 --> 00:05:22,917
(grunts)

110
00:05:23,417 --> 00:05:26,125
You've snipped your last whippersnapper!

111
00:05:26,208 --> 00:05:28,500
You're fired!

112
00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:31,834
And happy birthday.

113
00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:34,709
Wha...

114
00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:38,792
(humming "Happy Birthday" sadly)

115
00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:41,000
(siren wailing)

116
00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:43,500
(tires screeching)

117
00:05:48,375 --> 00:05:50,375
(ominous music)

118
00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:53,959
My house!

119
00:05:54,041 --> 00:05:56,000
firemen: Hop. Hop. Hop.

120
00:05:56,583 --> 00:05:58,250
firemen: Hop. Hop. Hop.

121
00:05:58,333 --> 00:06:00,041
My fine china!

122
00:06:00,458 --> 00:06:02,083
Hop. Hop. Hop.

123
00:06:02,166 --> 00:06:03,875
My parents!

124
00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,458
announcer 1 on tv: <i>The Roman tuber--</i>

125
00:06:05,542 --> 00:06:07,500
announcer 2 on tv:
<i>Super excited monkey monster truck...</i>

126
00:06:08,125 --> 00:06:09,291
firemen: Hop. Hop. Hop.

127
00:06:09,417 --> 00:06:11,417
Not my TV, too!

128
00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:12,709
What happened?

129
00:06:12,792 --> 00:06:14,166
fireman 1: Uh, look, Chief.

130
00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:17,333
Someone must have left the tea kettle
on the stove.

131
00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:18,917
(firemen laughing)

132
00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,166
fireman 2: What an idiot!

133
00:06:20,250 --> 00:06:21,750
(grumbles)

134
00:06:21,959 --> 00:06:23,542
(steam whistling)

135
00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000
This is all your fault!

136
00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:29,583
Happy birthday!

137
00:06:29,667 --> 00:06:30,834
Wink.

138
00:06:30,917 --> 00:06:33,542
(shouting)

139
00:06:34,917 --> 00:06:38,583
-(Donald blabbering)
-(clattering)

140
00:06:41,625 --> 00:06:43,333
-(telephone ringing)
-Hmm?

141
00:06:44,792 --> 00:06:47,333
Hello? Well, yeah. I'll... I'll check.

142
00:06:47,417 --> 00:06:49,083
Is there a Donald Duck here?

143
00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:51,333
(panting)

144
00:06:51,458 --> 00:06:52,834
I'm Donald Duck.

145
00:06:52,917 --> 00:06:53,959
It's for you.

146
00:06:54,583 --> 00:06:55,458
Hello?

147
00:06:55,542 --> 00:06:58,333
(Daisy shouting indistinctly)

148
00:06:58,583 --> 00:07:01,458
Daisy! Uh, I'm on my way.

149
00:07:01,542 --> 00:07:04,166
Don't even bother, Donald.
You are too late!

150
00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:06,792
But Daisy, what happened was...

151
00:07:06,875 --> 00:07:09,500
You've always got excuses,
and I have had it!

152
00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:11,083
But, Daisy--

153
00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:13,000
No more "But Daisies."

154
00:07:13,083 --> 00:07:15,208
Clearly, you don't care
about anyone but yourself.

155
00:07:15,291 --> 00:07:17,917
Why don't you call me
when you get your life together?

156
00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,208
Happy birthday, Donald Duck!

157
00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:25,583
(wind howls)

158
00:07:25,667 --> 00:07:27,083
(fireman 3 whistles)

159
00:07:27,291 --> 00:07:32,125
I've been a fireman for 35 years
and I ain't never seen a burn like that.

160
00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:33,709
Well, time to get back home

161
00:07:33,792 --> 00:07:35,959
to our intact houses
and significant others.

162
00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,333
Aw.

163
00:07:41,291 --> 00:07:43,291
(somber music)

164
00:07:48,959 --> 00:07:51,500
Aw, Daisy.

165
00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:54,291
(tires screeching)

166
00:07:57,083 --> 00:07:58,500
Aw.

167
00:07:58,750 --> 00:08:01,750
Happy birthday, Donald Duck.

168
00:08:06,917 --> 00:08:08,375
postman: Wait!

169
00:08:08,458 --> 00:08:10,291
Special delivery for Donald Duck.

170
00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:12,458
Hey, that's me.

171
00:08:12,542 --> 00:08:13,375
Oh good.

172
00:08:13,583 --> 00:08:14,417
Yeah.

173
00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:16,083
(whistling)

174
00:08:17,959 --> 00:08:19,500
Debbie: <i>Dear Mr. Duck,</i>

175
00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:22,875
<i>on this, the blessed event</i>
<i>of your birthday,</i>

176
00:08:22,959 --> 00:08:25,083
<i>your great-grandfather, Clinton Coot,</i>

177
00:08:25,166 --> 00:08:27,583
<i>has left you a sizable inheritance.</i>

178
00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:30,125
(blubbers)
What? Inheritance?

179
00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:33,291
Oh, boy! Has this day turned around!

180
00:08:33,417 --> 00:08:35,750
(whistles)
Taxi!

181
00:08:35,834 --> 00:08:37,417
(tires screeching)

182
00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:38,500
Where to, mack?

183
00:08:38,583 --> 00:08:42,125
Take me to 122 Sheldgoose Square.

184
00:08:42,333 --> 00:08:44,917
-And step on it!
-Buckle up.

185
00:08:46,375 --> 00:08:48,166
(tires screeching)

186
00:08:48,834 --> 00:08:50,250
(yelling)

187
00:08:54,041 --> 00:08:56,667
You're still fired!

188
00:08:57,750 --> 00:08:59,166
-Donald: <i>Watch out!</i>
-(horn honks)

189
00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:01,000
<i>Slow down!</i>
(blubbers)

190
00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:03,083
- <i>Look where you're going!</i>
-(woman screams)

191
00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:04,333
(horns honking)

192
00:09:09,542 --> 00:09:11,417
(upbeat music)

193
00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:12,834
(tires screeching)

194
00:09:13,917 --> 00:09:15,375
Donald: Wow.

195
00:09:16,834 --> 00:09:18,542
Ooh!

196
00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:21,625
Amazing!

197
00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:23,667
(tires screech)

198
00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,875
Hey, I'm rich!

199
00:09:27,959 --> 00:09:29,875
Well, then, how's about a tip?

200
00:09:29,959 --> 00:09:32,625
Okay. Call your mother sometime.

201
00:09:33,291 --> 00:09:34,291
Hey!

202
00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:36,291
That's a great tip. Thanks.

203
00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:38,500
-(telephone beeping)
-Hello, Ma.

204
00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:40,458
driver: I just called to say I love you.

205
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,667
(thunder crashes)

206
00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:47,667
Oh, boy, oh, boy.

207
00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:50,291
This place has everything.

208
00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:52,458
(echoing)
Everything, everything.

209
00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:54,458
(stomach grumbling)

210
00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:56,667
(grumbling echoes)

211
00:09:58,208 --> 00:10:00,208
I hope there's food.

212
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:03,166
-(clattering)
-(Donald humming)

213
00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:04,917
(chuckles)

214
00:10:07,417 --> 00:10:08,625
Whoa!

215
00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:10,625
Whoa!

216
00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:12,500
Whoa!

217
00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:14,250
Phew.

218
00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,917
I'm gonna eat my sandwich.

219
00:10:18,458 --> 00:10:21,583
Donald: Ooh. Yum, yum, yum.

220
00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:23,542
-This is good stuff.
-Hmm?

221
00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:25,458
-Hmm.
-(Donald chomping)

222
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,625
(growls)

223
00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:29,333
(gulps, sighs)

224
00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:31,375
Excuse me?
(coughs)

225
00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:33,125
-You're excused.
-(growls)

226
00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:35,792
-(plate shatters)
-Who do you think you are?

227
00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:38,041
Your boss, see.

228
00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:40,125
Hmm...
(muttering).

229
00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:42,834
(gasps)
Why, you boiled brain buffoon.

230
00:10:42,917 --> 00:10:45,500
This is 122 Sheldgoose Square.

231
00:10:45,667 --> 00:10:47,667
I know. I live here.

232
00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,291
You live next door

233
00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:52,583
at 122 and 1/8th.

234
00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:57,125
Uh-oh.

235
00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:59,333
(gulps)
Uh, hello!

236
00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:00,709
I'm Donald Duck.

237
00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:04,375
(grunting)

238
00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:07,000
Listen, you common, commoner!

239
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:08,625
Ooh!

240
00:11:09,041 --> 00:11:11,750
I am Baron von Sheldgoose,

241
00:11:12,291 --> 00:11:14,750
president of the New Quackmore Institute.

242
00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:17,083
(gasps)

243
00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:21,291
And you, sir,
are trespassing on my property.

244
00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:23,125
(jingling)

245
00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:24,709
(guards growling)

246
00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:27,458
Now, now, let's be civilized.

247
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,375
Uh-oh.

248
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,875
(Donald babbling)

249
00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:36,458
(yells)
What's the big idea?

250
00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:38,667
Don't forget to write.
(chuckles)

251
00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:41,500
(grunting)

252
00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:47,709
Doggone security.

253
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,250
Huh?

254
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,542
Well, this isn't so bad.

255
00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:54,709
(engine starts)

256
00:11:54,792 --> 00:11:55,959
Huh?

257
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,500
What?

258
00:12:00,417 --> 00:12:04,417
Well, it ain't much, but it's all mine.

259
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,500
Debbie: Mr. Duck, I presume.

260
00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:09,375
Yeah?

261
00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:12,291
I am the executor
of your great-grandfather's estate.

262
00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:14,291
Will the others be joining us?

263
00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:15,500
Others?

264
00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:16,917
-(horn honking)
-(bus approaching)

265
00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:21,125
(grunting)

266
00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:24,500
Thank you, my friend.
(grunts)

267
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:26,250
And do not worry.

268
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,917
I promise to pay you back
at my earliest convenience.

269
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000
women: Bye, José.

270
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,333
<i>Ciao</i> , bellas.

271
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,875
woman 1: I love you!

272
00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:37,291
José Carioca at your service.

273
00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:40,959
(smooches)

274
00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:42,542
Ooh! How exotic.

275
00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:45,667
All right. Break it up.
What are you doing here?

276
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:47,291
I've come to claim my inheritance,

277
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:48,458
which is most fortuitous,

278
00:12:48,542 --> 00:12:52,375
as my personal finances
expired roughly 20 miles ago.

279
00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:53,291
Huh?

280
00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:55,959
I am broke,
but do not worry for me, my friend.

281
00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:59,250
For what is money when fortune
has smiled upon the two of us.

282
00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:00,792
The two of us?

283
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:03,458
Actually, there's three of you.

284
00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:04,792
Three?

285
00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:09,250
Panchito: Yahoo...

286
00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:12,166
Ooh...

287
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,625
Ooh...

288
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:16,834
Ooh...

289
00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:18,208
(thuds)

290
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,667
Wow. That tour guide was right!

291
00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:25,000
It is more of a rush to wait

292
00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:27,083
until after you land
to open the parachute.

293
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,250
Hola, amigos!

294
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:31,542
<i>Yo soy</i> Panchito Romero Miguel Francisco
Quintero González III.

295
00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,625
But my friends call me Panchito.

296
00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:35,500
You guys got an inheritance too?

297
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:38,792
-Who are these guys?
-I already told you.

298
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:42,041
<i>Yo soy</i> Panchito Romero Miguel Francisco
Quintero González III.

299
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,041
But your friends call you Panchito.

300
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:45,834
Hey, he gets it!

301
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,333
-(growls)
- <i>Que rico!</i>

302
00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:51,333
I just got two new best friends,
a miserable rundown shack,

303
00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:53,291
and a sleazy lawyer!

304
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,333
Who wouldn't love all of this?

305
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:56,375
Me!

306
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:58,375
(Debbie clears throat)
If we're all quite through,

307
00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:00,166
allow me to do my job and read the will.

308
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:03,291
"I, Clinton Coot,
bequeath my museum collection

309
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:07,291
and explorer's cabana
to my great-grandson, Donald Duck,

310
00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:11,417
and the other direct descendants
of the Three Caballeros."

311
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,375
all: The three caba-what-os?

312
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:16,625
Ca-ba-lle-ros.

313
00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:18,083
Just a minute.

314
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:20,625
I got to share with these weirdos?

315
00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:22,875
I beg your pardon. I am no weirdo.

316
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:24,250
I am eccentric.

317
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:25,834
And I am Panchito.

318
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,333
Hmm.

319
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:32,375
Gentlemen, welcome
to the New Quackmore Institute.

320
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,083
Ta-da!

321
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,959
(screams)

322
00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:43,041
(babbling)

323
00:14:46,291 --> 00:14:47,375
What is that?

324
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:48,792
That's Ari.

325
00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:50,041
Ari!

326
00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:51,792
The caretaker of your cabana.

327
00:14:51,917 --> 00:14:53,709
(babbling)

328
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:05,083
(thudding)

329
00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:06,250
Whoo-hoo!

330
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:08,375
(jabbers)

331
00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:12,333
(screams)

332
00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:14,083
And he can't be fired.

333
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:15,917
So we must pay this good fellow?

334
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,417
Forever?

335
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,375
No. Just as long as you live.

336
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:21,208
(babbles)

337
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:22,709
And now, gentlemen,

338
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:26,208
having spent the remaining vestiges
of my retainer,

339
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:28,125
I'm outta here!

340
00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:32,083
Debbie: So long, suckers!
(cackles)

341
00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:33,667
(screams)

342
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,083
Hey, quit shoving.

343
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:42,375
(ominous music)

344
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,667
What a dump.

345
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:45,875
(yells)

346
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:47,834
But it is our dump.

347
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,166
(yelps)

348
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,709
And it's full of cool stuff.

349
00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:54,166
Hey, ho. Hoo, ho. Hey, ho. Hoo, hey.

350
00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:55,959
(grunting)

351
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:57,125
Oh.

352
00:15:57,959 --> 00:16:02,583
My friends, I feel we have stumbled
into something very special here.

353
00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:07,375
Ooh.

354
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,041
Are you're thinking what I'm thinking?

355
00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:11,500
I think so.

356
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,834
all: Yard sale!

357
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,792
(jabbering)

358
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:22,041
Hand out flyers to everyone you see.

359
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,583
all: Yard sale!

360
00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:27,041
Priceless objects at discount prices.

361
00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:29,250
Low, low prices.

362
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,250
Hey, hey. Cheap, cheap, cheap!

363
00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:35,083
(car door opens, closes)

364
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:38,917
all: We're here, Donald.

365
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:40,000
So...

366
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,083
Well, it's about time!

367
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,583
But, Donald, you just called us.

368
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:46,917
And we had to come all the way
from Aunt Daisy's.

369
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,375
Excuses, excuses!

370
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:52,500
We need to move this trash
and make some cash.

371
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:55,583
April, dust this off and give it to May.

372
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:56,917
I'm May.

373
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,834
May, tag it and give it to June.

374
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:01,083
I'm June!

375
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:04,667
June, sell it, and give the cash to me.

376
00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:06,000
I'm April.

377
00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:10,500
Um, by the way, how is your Aunt Daisy?

378
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:13,750
all: She says you're a dirty, rotten,
no-good liar.

379
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:16,208
(sighs)
Fair enough.

380
00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:18,667
Buy some stuff at the yard sale.

381
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,041
-José: Right here, right now.
-Panchito: Sale! Sale! Sale!

382
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:29,125
Well, good afternoon,
my little silver spoons.

383
00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:33,041
(humming)

384
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:34,500
(exhales)

385
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:38,417
What is going on?

386
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,041
(yells)

387
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:41,458
(growls)

388
00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:43,417
Yard sale?

389
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,917
(grumbling)

390
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,291
(Sheldgoose muttering)
Sheldgoose: I'll give them a piece...

391
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:50,959
When I get my hands on them...

392
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,917
(muttering)

393
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,667
(stammers)

394
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,291
I thought I... No, okay.

395
00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:58,917
(muttering)

396
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:05,834
I'll give them a p--

397
00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:07,208
all: Yard sale!

398
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:09,458
-Huh?
-(panting)

399
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:12,166
A yard sale?

400
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:13,667
Amazing idea, yes.

401
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:16,041
People here have
tremendous amounts of cash.

402
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:18,375
And we have tremendous amounts of yard.

403
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:21,709
You are in violation
of New Quackmore etiquette.

404
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:24,166
If you do not stop this instant...

405
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,333
(gasps)

406
00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:27,458
...you will be ejected from the Institute!

407
00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:30,458
Aw, come on. Is this about the sandwich?

408
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,667
What? Sandwich? No.

409
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:38,500
It is about decades of tradition
that you are stamping upon with your...

410
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:42,667
With your...
(stammering)

411
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,583
With your...

412
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,875
-With our what?
-Our feet?

413
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,041
Feet are traditionally used for stamping.

414
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:52,291
(chuckling)
I'm sorry. Donald, is it?

415
00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:55,208
I think we got off
on the wrong webbed foot.

416
00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:58,542
How about I take all this old junk
off your hands right now?

417
00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:02,041
Why, I'll even buy
your old rundown cabana, too!

418
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:03,834
I did not see that coming.

419
00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:05,083
Plot twist.

420
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:08,333
Does one million sound fair?

421
00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:10,959
-(all babbling)
-(bell dings)

422
00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:15,250
By the way, you didn't happen
to run across a leather-bound,

423
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:18,542
jewel-encrusted book with gold inlay,

424
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,959
as though it were crafted by magic,
forged from stardust,

425
00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:24,542
and published by the gods themselves?

426
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:26,250
(snickers)

427
00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:31,542
Or something like that?

428
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,291
I am sure it is in there somewhere.

429
00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:34,667
We'll find it!

430
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,542
Stay right there and don't move.

431
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:40,875
Aha! Sorry. I thought you moved.

432
00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:47,083
all: We got a million dollars!
We got a million dollars!

433
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:48,750
We got a... What?

434
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:55,500
Wait. We may not have anything
if we do not find that book.

435
00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:57,625
He's right. Split up.

436
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:01,166
Nah. Ha!

437
00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:04,667
(Panchito whistling)

438
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:05,792
What?

439
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:08,250
Hmm.

440
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,625
Ah.

441
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,917
(gasps)

442
00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:14,041
Ooh.

443
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:15,458
(squeaks)

444
00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:17,083
Hey, guys!

445
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:20,291
-You'll never guess what I found!
-The book?

446
00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:21,625
No.

447
00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:23,959
A book that could be the book.

448
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:25,583
Hilarious.

449
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:28,792
(grunts)

450
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:35,000
Huh? What's so great about this book?

451
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:37,375
(muttering)

452
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,125
Please, please. Allow me.

453
00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:41,458
Oh, Ari!

454
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,166
Whoo-hoo!

455
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,667
My friend, your door maintenance skills
are the stuff of legend.

456
00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:49,375
Could you apply the same expertise
to a book lock?

457
00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:51,917
(babbling)

458
00:20:58,208 --> 00:20:59,166
Nice job!

459
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,166
(babbles)

460
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:02,291
(all gasp)

461
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:06,500
all: Huh?

462
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:07,959
(all grunt)

463
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:09,667
(whimpers)

464
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:15,917
(all scream)

465
00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:18,417
Ooh.

466
00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:20,000
(shouts)

467
00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:24,291
(all gasp)

468
00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:27,625
Say your prayers, mortals!

469
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,625
all: Gulp!

470
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,458
(closing theme music)


